Twenty-Four: Your Crack OTP
I don’t think about pairings nearly as much as this challenge requires!

I’ve never really thought about weird pairings! I like my normal Shep pairings. Male Shep x Tali or Jack, female Shep x Garrus or Thane.  

I kinda like that krogan/asari couple on Illium. Can I pick them?

Ashley x Wrex?

Mordin x Joker?

EDI x Miranda?

NONE OF THESE MAKE SENSE

Twenty-Three: Scene That Made You Cry
Tali: Treason
 
I didn’t actually cry during any of the Mass Effect scenes, but this was probably the one that made me sadface the most (kind of ignoring the suicide mission, since my squad didn’t die while I played, ner ner ner). I actually expected to find Tali’s father alive on the lab ship, so when they approached the dead quarian I was like “I guess it’s just some poor random quarian, aww”, and then Tali ran over, and then ETERNAL SADFACES.

Anyone who doesn’t do the quicktime paragon event in that scene has no heart. 

Twenty-Two: Most Shocking Scene
Suicide Mission 
So first off, on my very first run of the final ME2 mission, I managed to somehow save my entire squad, which I was pleased with. A good chunk of my crew died, though, including Kelly Chambers, and I really hadn’t been expecting that. Seeing Shepard run up to her tube-thing in the Collector base and watching her scream and kind of.. degrade into this horrible bloody paste was just ugh, awful. 

And then I had to go watch some of the bad endings on YouTube. Watching all the squad members die was pretty rough. 

Twenty-One: Scene You Would Change The Outcome Of
Mordin’s Loyalty Mission 

I hated how, during Mordin’s loyalty mission, Shepard was really harsh asking him questions about the genophage, and how he felt about it, and insinuating that he was a killer and terrible and all these sorts of terrible stuff. Even the paragon choices! I just kind of wanted to smack my Shepard and remind her that Mordin is our bro, and we do not treat our bros in that fashion. 

So in that whole thing, I would have made Shepard less of a dick. 

Twenty: Favourite NPC
EDI

I didn’t like EDI at first, but then she started saving our butts and joking with Joker and now I’d miss her if she left the Normandy!

I hope she’s back in ME3. Good AI. Best AI.

Nineteen: Favourite Villain
Saren Arterius

I don’t particularly like Saren, but he’s far more memorable than the other adversaries in the Mass Effect series. He starts off the entire game series, so at least I owe him that!

I don’t really have anything else to say about him, except, uh, he’s a turian, and they’re kind of cool? Go away, I don’t like Saren that much. 

Eighteen: Character You Wouldn’t Get Along With
Urdnot Wrex

I don’t actually dislike Wrex, as Commander Shepard! My Commander Shepard is able to deal with, and get along with Wrex. As a character, I think he’s great.

… but me? I think Wrex would bug me so much. I don’t think I’d be able to put up with his constant rage for blood and anger and bluggh. 

Grunt was a close second, as was Miranda. :P

Seventeen: Character You’d Get Along With
Jeff ‘Joker’ Moreau

For a guy who earned the nickname ‘Joker’ ironically, Joker is a funny guy. He’s another one of the characters who I’d visit often, just to hear his remarks. I enjoyed his character in the first game, but the second game - with his back and forth with EDI - just made him that extra bit more likeable for me. 

I’m glad he’s coming back for ME3!

Sixteen: Character You’re Most Like
Kelly Chambers

Boooooring.

I tried desperately to think of a badass squad member that was comparable to me, but I’m not ballsy enough to be nearly similar to any of them. In the end, I had to go for reliable Kelly Chambers: there to gossip about new squad members, and inform the commander of new messages at her private terminal.

Fifteen: Your Ultimate Squad
Shepard, Tali & Garrus

Source unknown, sorry! Let me know if you know!

No real reason for this squad, apart from the fact that I really like both of these characters. They’re useful in combat, and I like both of them in the conversations, too.

… calibrations.